Beards – The poor man’s mo

Don’t know much about the moustache and what it stands for? Then I suggest you read below for some interesting and quite honestly, fun facts below. That is all.

 

  1. Women are most attracted to men with Mo’s
  2. Mo’s are sported by over 3.5 million adult males and some females in Eastern Europe
  3. Mo’s make you look stronger and will scare off any opponent. Beards are for weak and lame
  4. Gentlemen have always worn Mo’s. The term barbarian was applied to men who wore beards, because they were a lesser type of man
  5. A Mo will make you richer. Beards are for beggars
  6. Mo’s make you smarter
  7. In Russia, Peter the Great taxed men who wore beards but men with Mo’s were untaxed
  8. Spanish proverb – “A kiss without a Mo, is like an egg without salt”
  9. People will view a man with a Mo as an educated man
  10. You don’t know until you grow
  11. There are between 10,000 and 20,000 hairs on a man’s face
  12. In 1967 The Beatles gave away cardboard Mo’s with their album Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
  13. In a deck of cards the King of Hearts is the only king without a moustache
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